Probes, purviews, purgatories, parable, paradox?

Abstract

I discuss some general information-theoretic properties of quantum mechanical probes in semiclassical gravity: their purview, i.e. what they can see and act on (in terms of a generalised entanglement wedge), their spontaneous evaporation into a cloud of highly entropic particles when one tries to make them see too much (perhaps a parable on the dangers of straining one's eyes), and the subsequent resolution of an apparent information paradox.