Staying positive: bounds for non-Gaussian noise in Schwinger-Keldysh effective field theory

Abstract

Modern effective field theories of dissipative hydrodynamics, built on the Schwinger-Keldysh (SK) formalism, include thermal noise that is not Gaussian. The resultant higher-order noise vertices are constrained by symmetries, but otherwise treated as free parameters. We show explicitly that symmetry constraints alone do not guarantee these vertices yield a genuine probability distribution. Requiring a probability interpretation yields sharp bounds between cumulants that are invisible to the symmetry analysis. The bounds are optimal: their boundaries are attained by explicit positive distributions, and constructive completions are provided for both negative- and positive-kurtosis noise data. This gives closed-form nonlinear response and an exact sampling algorithm, whose Monte Carlo implementation reproduces the exact cumulants and nonlinear fluctuation-dissipation relations. Confronted with microscopic results, the framework places a sharp lower bound on the time step required for a positive stochastic completion of a quartic model of the Brownian particle used in the literature, while holographically computed $SU(2)$ noise vertices pass a nontrivial continuum fourth-order positivity test.